Old Men, One Bench, Endless Laughs

A park bench can be a magical place—where time slows, the world passes by, and two old friends can share laughs or sit in silence. For two elderly gentlemen, it was the perfect spot to relax and do nothing at all.As they watched kids play and dogs chase balls, a young woman jogged by in shorts and a sports bra. One of the men smiled, prompting her to stop and snap, “Why are you grinning at me, you creep?”

The old man replied gently, “I’m not smiling at you. I’m smiling because no matter how tough life gets, seeing pretty young girls in summer always lifts an old man’s spirits.”Surprised and touched, she kissed him on the cheek and jogged away.The man turned to his friend and said, “3–0. Your turn.”Meanwhile, in a completely different kind of story, Michael, a young guy from small-town Montana, moved to New York

in search of work. He landed a job at a huge department store. On his first day, he only made one sale, which disappointed his boss—until Michael revealed the sale totaled $124,088.30.Stunned, the boss asked what he sold.Michael said: “First, I sold the guy some fish hooks. Then a fishing rod. When he mentioned heading to the coast, I sold him a boat.

Since his car couldn’t tow it, I sold him a 4×4 truck.”The boss, speechless, finally asked, “So… he came in for fish hooks?”Michael replied, “Actually, he came in to buy tampons for his girlfriend. I said, ‘Dude, your weekend’s shot—go fishing.’”The next day, Michael was promoted.

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