THIS IS MY HUSBAND’S MISTRESS! I SAW THEM KISSING IN THE GYM PARKING LOT AND TOOK THIS PICTURE.

Believe me, I wanted to SCREAM! But I needed to know more. Later that day, when my husband fell asleep, I checked his phone. Turns out she’s his gym trainer! I should have guessed – he’s always been a beer guy, but suddenly he’s at the gym seven days a week, like he’s training for the Olympics! And then I see all these texts, how she “hopes his wife doesn’t find out…” I was LIVID.

So, the next day I go to the gym to confront her, but things take the wildest turn. She greets me with this big smile and goes, “Hey, beauty! Are you here to get a personal trainer?”

I’m standing there, all ready to explode, but it just CLICKS in my head. She knows he’s married, but has no idea who I am. So, I play along and book my first session. If only she knew what I was plotting…