My Neighbor Secretly Redirected His Sewage, .inherited my grandma’s cozy cottage and garden—until Todd, a self-proclaimed “house-flipping influencer,” moved in next door with gold chains, loud construction, and bigger ego than brains.
First, he tried to make me cut down my 70-year-old oak tree for his “deck lighting.” Then my garden started dying—fast. Turns out, Todd had secretly redirected his sewage into my yard to save on plumbing costs.With my cousin Nate (a contractor) and a helpful plumber, we gathered proof… and plotted payback.
Todd was throwing a backyard influencer BBQ, complete with sponsors and press. We rerouted his illegal sewage pipe—into his sprinkler system. Right on cue, during his big demo, he activated the system and… BOOM—sprayed his fancy guests with raw sewage.Chaos. Screams. Ruined Louboutins.
The incident went viral. His “Todd the Modern Man” brand tanked. The city fined him thousands. And yes, he moved out in shame.Three months later, with new, sweet neighbors and a garden finally recovering, I found one surviving rose from my grandma’s collection. Planted it. Cried. Smiled.Because when someone gives you crap? Sometimes, you grow something even better.
