9 Best Jokes About Spouses Being Faithful or Not

Laughter can brighten even the most mundane moments of marriage. Here’s a collection of jokes that humorously highlight the ups and downs of wedded life.

Maid’s Raise:
Helen, the maid, asked for a raise, claiming she irons and cooks better than her boss’s wife. When the wife asked who said so, Helen cheekily replied, “Your husband.” But Helen’s punchline came when she added, “The gardener said I’m a better lover.” The wife quickly agreed to the raise.

Supermarket Shock:
A man is approached by a woman who says, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.” Panicked, he recalls a regretful night—until she clarifies, “No, I’m your son’s teacher.”

Six Feet Under Covers:
A drunk husband notices six feet in bed. His wife convinces him to count again from a different angle. He complies, only to declare, “Damn, you’re right.”

Hostage Hostility:
A burglar ties up a couple. The husband pleads, “Let her go!” Touched, the burglar responds, only for the husband to clarify, “My wife will be home in 15 minutes.”

Laughter truly is love’s best medicine.

VS

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