70-year-old widow posts newspaper advert looking for new husband, only for it to go viral

Getting back into the dating world can be strange, and intimidating, especially if it’s been a long time since you were last single. Of course, the most important lesson to remember is that it’s crucial you stay open to others and don’t judge anyone too quickly.

It was with that in mind that I decided to share a funny story I recently came across online. It involves a 70-year-old widow, a newspaper advert, and a search for a new husband.

She was at home one day when her doorbell suddenly rang … only, she couldn’t possibly have predicted who would be on the other side.

Read the full hilarious joke below — and make sure you stick with it until the punchline.

A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again…

She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:

“Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person.”

The following day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.

“You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you?” the widow asked: “Just look at you — you have no legs!”

The old gent smiled: “Therefore, I cannot run around on you!”

“You don’t have any arms either!” she snorted.

Again, the old man smiled: “Therefore, I can never beat you!”

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently: “Are you still good in bed?”

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said: “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”

Why not help cheer a friend up? Share this joke and help give someone a good laugh!

VS

Related Posts

Doctor explains why bowel cancer is on the rise in young people as James Van Der Beek dies aged 48

The recent death of James Van Der Beek has brought renewed attention to the continuing rise in bowel cancer cases, particularly among younger adults. Best known for his role…

What Were These Vintage Tools My Friend Found? A Look at Old-Fashioned Nut Picks and Crackers

A Popular Mid-Century Table Tradition From the 1940s through the 1960s, serving whole nuts at gatherings was a tradition in many households. Instead of buying pre-shelled nuts,…

What does it mean to meet a black cat?

Cats have long been admired as mysterious and captivating companions, holding a special place in human history and culture. Among them, black cats stand out as some…

What Your Shoulders Might Be Telling You: A Balanced Guide to Stress, Posture, and Everyday Relief

The body often reflects the pace and pressures of modern life, quietly signaling when something needs attention. Shoulder discomfort is one of the most common physical complaints,…

Cher Once Opened Up About Cosmetic Procedures — How She Looks at 79 and an AI’s Take on Her Natural Aging

For more than five decades, Cher has built a career defined by independence, creativity, and a refusal to follow expectations — including those surrounding aging in Hollywood….

Woman who has chosen to end her life aged 25 shares heartbreaking ‘wedding’ update

A woman battling a terrible autoimmune disease was able to experience her own “princess” moment before she takes the steps to end her own life via assisted…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *