10 Doctor Jokes That Show Why Laughter Is the Best Medicine

Looking for some laughter at the doctor’s expense? Here are 10 medical jokes guaranteed to have you in stitches—no anesthesia required.

  1. Urgent Care A doctor tells a patient, “I have some bad news and some very bad news.” The patient replies, “Give me the bad news first.” The doctor says, “You have 24 hours to live.” Shocked, the patient asks, “What’s the very bad news?” The doctor responds, “I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.”
  2. The Name Game Right before surgery, a surgeon says, “Relax, Jim, it’s just a small incision.” The patient replies, “But my name isn’t Jim.” The surgeon calmly answers, “I know. I’m Jim.”
  3. The Final Countdown A doctor informs a woman, “I’m afraid you’re dying.” Desperate, she asks, “How long do I have?” The doctor starts counting, “10… 9… 8…”
  4. The Recurring Call “Mom? Don’t freak out, but I’m in the hospital…” The mother sighs, “Jeremy, you’ve been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every call like that.”
  5. The Unexpected Visitor After a prostate exam, the nurse walks in and says, “Who was that?”
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